I should really be more selective

So I was just in Safeway and saw THE HOTTEST guy. Like taller, blonde, supah fit. Looked about my age. Anyway after walking around the store for a bit I had passed him a few times.
Just before I left the woman that was with him said Hi to me. And then I realized she was the mom of one of my best friends in elementary, that I hadn't seen for about...(OMG) 8 yrs! And guess who was with her. Hot Guy...aka MUCH younger brother of said bff(minus the last f lolol).
First, awkward. Second, I started thinking, ok well, he's not THAT much younger than me. He was in what kindergarden (just awkward to think about) when I was in grade 3...Ok well thats like 4 years age difference? Maybe he's in grade 11. And then I realized I'm in 2nd year university, and am OLD, and am a major cougar, and FML.


In conclusion, FML.